I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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