Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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