okay pat passed out under dana's car
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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