This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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