So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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