Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize