I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
