porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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