His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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