No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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