i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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