no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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