I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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