Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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