I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
