brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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