I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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