my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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