I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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