I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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