We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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