She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
not ubering you a puppy
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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