i just wanna soil my oats bro
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
