The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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