I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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