508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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