New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize