i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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