Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
im on a boat
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