when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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