So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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