I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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