4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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