you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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