Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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