worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly