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so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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