So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped