i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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