i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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