Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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