i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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