Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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