i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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