and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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