I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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