You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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