This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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