i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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