Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We are all done wearing pants today
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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