Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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You. Win. At. Life.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
