Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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