there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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