it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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